Mary Baker and The Eye of the Tiger

Kids, wizards, witches and everybody else?

In A Good Book, Bargain Books, Just for fun, Kids Books, Spells, Spirits, YA Books, YA Fantasy on March 21, 2013 at 9:51 PM
By D.M. Cherubim This book recently won a Silver Medal from Readers' Favorite, for its 5 star review.

By D.M. Cherubim
This book recently won a Silver Medal from Readers’ Favorite, for its 5 star review.

Yes. You have finally found the secret website of the most secret of all authors. I have been trying very hard to make sure no one ever finds this. If you have stumbled across this page, then, perhaps, it’s time for me to slip you the secret book. That’s full of secrets. More to come on that.

(Secret message for kids only: Mary Baker and The Eye of the Tiger is a book full of secrets. To find out more, point your wand here and say in the secret language, “(Take me to the secrets)!”

Be careful, because there’s a disappearing ink spell around here somewhere. The message above is still there? Well, sometimes some of Selenia’s spells hit the wrong places.

 

Ummm.

Have you checked your homework?

Magic Eyes from Google?

In Just for fun, Moms, teen, Witches, Wizards, YA Fantasy on April 18, 2014 at 5:33 PM
Google is working on giving you magic eyes. Your smart contact lens will take pictures, zoom, recognize faces, and check your blood sugar.

Google is working on giving you magic eyes. Your smart contact lens will take pictures, zoom, recognize faces, and check your blood sugar.

I know it’s a little early, but with technology wizards constantly catching me off guard, I thought I’d get a jump on this one.

Google will soon be selling a “smart” contact lens. It could have a camera, a glucose monitor, a zoom feature, facial recognition, and only Google knows what else.This means that before your five year old gets to high school, you might be cursing yourself for not learning how to block your kid from Amazon’s one-click buying and online porn. Because your kid will be able to do, well, let’s call it magic. Without a wand.How does it work? You blink your eyes in some sort of code. Fun!

But there’s a dark side to this, which any parent could immediate see. With his new magic eyes, he’ll be able to zoom in on the A student’s answers to the test he’s taking, even though the class pet is sitting in the front row. His magic eyes will be able to zoom from inside your house into the neighbor’s house window and get a close-up picture of them — well, you can imagine.

It’s Google’s smart contact lens. The Internet and tech giant has been filing for patents for its smart contact lens, which will be the same size as a regular contact lens. The patents indicate that Google is developing a contact with Internet access, a camera and a glucose monitor.

The smart lens will be able to help the semi-blind to see better (think Grandma) using facial recognition software. And that possible zoom feature? Just call me eagle eyes. We’ll be able to watch Miley Cyrus’ twerking from all the way in the cheap seats.

The tech experts are speculating the smart lens might be available in the next few years. You know what that means. Get ready now.

And for us kids, start asking for one of these new contact lens now. They might be expensive. Save your allowance. You might even have to mow a lawn or two.

 

Secrets About Scary Books Author Revealed on Famous Ape’s Blog

In A Good Book, Bargain Books, ghost story, Just for fun, Kids Books, Reviews, YA Books, YA Fantasy on October 18, 2013 at 11:50 PM
Secretive author D.M. Cherubim checking the latest secrets revealed about her on the famous Story Reading Ape's blog.

Secretive author D.M. Cherubim checking the latest secrets revealed about her on the famous Story Reading Ape’s blog

 

I was trying so hard to keep everything about myself secret. But when an 800-pound gorilla demands a guest debut author blog post, what are you going to do? I was fresh out of bananas.

So please come appease the famous The Story Reading Ape by reading his blog and leaving nice, very nice, comments about the special guest post about me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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